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    Quote of the day: “The last rose of summer is gone.” - The Smashing Pumpkins, “Speed Kills”

  • 51

    A disgustingly large portion of today was spent honing my FreeCell skillz. I finally have a winning record! 458-457 as of right now! Pitiful isn’t it, over 900 games of FreeCell since I last reinstalled Windows, which was only like in June. Today, I also got my best win streak. Fifteen consecutive victories! Pimpiddy pimp pimp pimp. Statistics.

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    Quote of the day: “You can pleasure yourself and check for cancer at the same time!” - Tom Green

  • 39

    Happy Birthday George!

  • 38

    Quote of the day: “What’s that on the ground, Chuck?” - Daryl Phillips. Get it? Ground chuck?! Yeah, funny! … LAUGH DAMNIT.

  • 37

    Went to the Ohio State game this afternoon. Good lord the Buckeyes’ defense pimped up. Four touchdowns - by the defense! By the DEFENSE. Boo yeah.

  • 36

    Quote of the day: “Ooh! Floor pie!” - Homer Simpson

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    Went to the football game at my old high school tonight. They won, 33-8. Whoot. They had a winless record throughout my entire senior year, so it was kinda nice to see a W.

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    So I’m talking to George.

    shweetness (1:10:41 AM)</b>: dude can you say that George says hi to everyone out there?
    ProfZoom81 (1:10:52 AM)</b>: aight
    shweetness (1:10:55 AM)</b>: oooh! oh
    shweetness (1:11:01 AM)</b>: can i pick a quote too?
    ProfZoom81 (1:11:07 AM)</b>: aight
    shweetness (1:11:13 AM)</b>: like George's quote corner?
    ProfZoom81 (1:11:18 AM)</b>: aight
    </blockquote> And here you have it - the very first installment of George's Quote Corner! And now for the quote ...
    "God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically." - Albert Einstein
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    CHRISTINA AGUILERA STICKER UPDATE - I don’t listen to her music. I can’t say that I could even name one song that she sings. But I have a growing collection of stickers of this fine-looking young lady, purchased for 50 cents apiece in a vending machine at the local Whitey’s. Today I acquired my third sticker. Of the 15 in the collection, I now have #6, 7 and 14. I will keep all of you updated with my progress.

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